And lots of text: Someone must have slandered Josef K., because without doing anything bad, he was arrested one morning. “Like a dog!” he said, it was as if shame should outlive him. When Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, he found himself transformed into a monstrous vermin in his bed. And it was like a confirmation of their new dreams and good intentions when, at the destination of their journey, their daughter was the first to rise and stretch her young body. “It is a peculiar apparatus,” said the officer to the explorer, surveying with a look of some admiration the apparatus with which he was, after all, well acquainted. They could have jumped into the boat, but the traveler lifted a heavy, knotted rope from the ground, threatened them with it, and thus kept them from jumping….

Um, you’re still reading? Respect, that was a waste of time!